megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

tastefullyoffensive:

Dedication. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Dedication. [x]

sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.

bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

(Source: almondmilkpapi)

sailingto-nowhere:

you should plant a tree

or some flowers

or your lips on mine

hi:

thefaultinourunicorns:

hi:

hot guy working at Starbucks drew a smiley face on my cup, it’s official we’re getting married

i heard your wedding was on february the 30th

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bugjuic3:

nature vaginas

(Source: my-poop-be-slangin)

(Source: amandafiske)

(Source: honey-i-dont-care)