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my mom thinks im a lesbian because i cut the sleeves off my shirts
My dad thinks I’m gay because I have sex with men
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I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
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there is a banana in his republic
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“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
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if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
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